quotes by characters in Inky Abyss AU (ye, title change AGAIN)
Beware the Ink Demon who lurks in the Inky Abyss
"DAD IF YOU CAN HEAR ME... YOU CAN'T CONTROL MY LOVE LIFE. I CAN MARRY A MUSICAL DEPRESSED FUCK IF I WANT TO." - Susie Campbell
"Move bitches, I'm gay. Henry fucked my ass without any socks. " - Joey Drew
"I wasted 113, 880 hours of my life for a piece of paper and a handshake? And just for me to go to school again? Why. The. Fuck." - Sammy after graduation
"What the fuck. WHAT THE FUCK. WHO THE FU- WHO THE FUCK- WHO STOLE MY COOKIES" - Wally Franks
"Susie why are you only wearing a sweater and your panties?"
"I dunno, arouse your brother?"
"Why are you such a whore"
"Why is your brother so sex deprived?"
"..."
"Fuck it, you win Susie
"Doctor, I think I have a severe case of low self-esteem." - Sammy Lawrence
"In my school, gay was an insult. They all called me gay because they thought liking the same gender is bad. Fuck those homophobes. But jokes on them I really am gay" - Joey Drew
"Actually I'm a boy. Please." - Joey Drew
like literally i start to draw Joey as a girl and i cant help it
i think theres something wrong with me
"Did you know chainsaws were originally made for childbirth and not for wood? I'll just get my chainsaw in the car so I can help." - Sammy when Allison was in labour
"LAWRENCE DON'T YOU DARE-" -Thomas trying to stop him
"This is an egg [points to stomach]. This is semen, or cum how you say it [points to his dong]. If you don't wear a condom or me not taking my birth control pills, we will end up with a fucking child."