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The pokemon airport security isn’t gonna be happy with this one 🗣️🔥
Believe it or not i am trying to make a box full of shiny oddishes
Also give me names for my WEED



no fucking way blud reported me because i informed someone about takwa/flowie’s past 😭
“Judging her past” still means she has done terrible shit
Takwa fans be guillible asf bruv 😭🙏

I swear IF I HEAR “NOTHING BEATS A JET2 HOLIDAY” one more FUCKING time i’m actually going apeshit and fly that jet2 holiday plane into two conviently placed towers

i dont care whatever you say fangamer about it being able to be brought in oktober
I WANT THE TENNA PLUSH RIGHT NOW!!1!!1!1!1!!!

i have put the MANGO phonk McFlurry boba in my grimace shake
I surely hope i wont get killed by the evil fucking grimace kendrik lamar and cover me up in mustard

So the grimace shake came back to germany and i always wanted to try it bc the trend went INSANE back in 2023
And honestly it actually tastes rlly food
didnt get possessed by grimace but i did get flashbacks of 2023

Mfw the government says their on budget downsizings (budget cuts) and am forced to turn myself into a fucking BFDI character:

So i have put “concert for you” in my mom’s spotify playlist and it played 3 TIMES in the car right after every single song (in case you dont know that song is it’s just one false note from the big piano in chapter 4) i bursted out of lauging bc of this😭

Here are some useless keigan facts for yall