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BZSA hot takes #50

Dasani water isn't gross, it's slightly below average because of the salt but that's not the point it's just water bro come on

BZSA hot takes #49

Breakfast serves almost no purpose in like 90% of people's lives like we just sleep till lunch at this point

BZSA hot takes #48

Coke vs Pepsi is completely pointless, they’re owned by the same company and are made from basically the same ingredients

BZSA hot takes #47

I have more hot takes than Turtleboard... He had like a 20 take head start

Which SCAMPZ media is next on the agenda?

BZSA hot takes #46

"Reverse wholesome"

People are too focused on being happy in life, have you ever just taken the time to consider just being sad?

It helps a lot, sometimes you might need to like, reevaluate what you're doing with yourself.