Shitposts in Sh*tpost Central

Found this dumbass in the store today:

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I TOUCHED GRASS!

My mother was sooo proud of me when I told her and my friends even celebrated with a party!

I'm so glad I was finally able to touch grass.

I would like to thank my mother and friends for always believing in me, my father for not leav—

Jeff the piller

Eau

looking delectable🤤🤤🤤

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I really wanna talk again but I fear it's to l8.

And my mom might hear me,

I wish I could just speak up more honestly,

#67 #six #seven #memes #tung #sahur #shitpost #shitposting

Why say 6-7 in 2026 when you have memes like "Where´s my burger", "Baby Boo", "are you gonna eat that cornbread", "there´s a hole in my shoes"...

seriously, i am not bullying anyone.