Cooking with Greddy

SYNOPSIS

Josephine is 20 years old and has self-esteem that makes the Mariana Trench look like Mount Everest. She is the new Night Cook at Greddy’s III, a role that requires zero experience and a 100% lack of self-preservation.

THE LORE

Josephine was at that specific level of depression where you stop showering because gravity feels too oppressive. She spotted a newspaper ad sandwiched between news of a genocide and a discount coupon for a funeral home. Was the job real? Probably not. Was anyone at the interview? Obviously not. Did she take it? Yes, because in her current state of nihilism, getting dismembered by an animatronic counts as a "radical career pivot." The minimum wage is the only thing keeping her from becoming past tense.

THE FREAKS:

GREDDY

A bear who crashes if he has to count to five on one hand. He’s the leader only because no one had the patience to explain the concept of democracy to him.

BRUNO

Has the IQ of a Greek god but wastes his time being a glorified lapdog for a retarded bear; he’s the saddest waste of intellect since the invention of TikTok.

GORDICA

A bottomless pit of hunger; she doesn’t want to eat, she wants to consume reality itself.

FOXI

The original chef who belongs in solitary confinement with a straitjacket in 14 different states. But since the seasoning is good, we pretend the screams coming from the pantry are just "ambiance."

MOLDERED

Pure biohazard. His mold has developed sentience, a political system, and is probably committing tax evasion.

YELLOW

Levitates and teleports because she thinks using legs is for people who still believe in capitalism.

ABOUT THE GAME

Come play Cooking with Greddy and learn to cook while your heart rate hits 200 BPM!

Let’s see if you can handle the heat, if you don’t lock the door, they’re going to break it down! The game is an explosion of content, questionable dishes, and jumpscares that will make you question every life choice you’ve made up to this point.

ARE YOU READY TO BE THE MAIN COURSE?

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