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Have you ever wanted a fancy, expensive, state of the art gaming PC with built in video games, multimedia support, all the latest features, and its own free and integrated internal development platform; but not had enough money to buy one? Do you already have the $150 Windows version of Microsoft® Office™ 2010, 2013, 2016, 2019, 365, or newer; but need to find a good use for it? Well wait no longer!

Introducing: JadeEfinition™!

JadeEfinition is the latest PowerPoint gaming console by "JadeJohnson Games™", and it is here to fix all your current Office™ and gaming woes!

Features:

• Game Streaming:

Right from bootup, you can access over sixty streamable games, videos, relaxation materials, songs, concert experiences, and news articles; all free of charge!

• Accessibility:

Our console is the only proper gaming machine to have its own built in text to speech engine that reads whatever you point to with your cursor on the screen. There are also three different visual themes, including one to help prevent seizures in people with photosensitive epilepsy, and another to help protect users' eyes at night and in dark environments. In addition, many of the streamable games contain subtitles that play whenever dialogue is being spoken, to aid the deaf and hard of hearing.

• Downloads:

Anything that can be streamed on "JadeEfinition™ can also be downloaded, and even transferred into the console's internal storage so it's no longer cluttering your Windows Downloads folder! This feature is perfect if you want to save titles to play or watch later; or if your internet connection is either not the greatest, or completely nonexistant!

• Upgradable Firmware:

Never worry about your console ever becoming obsolete again! With the "Update Console" button on the bootup screen, you can always check for the latest firmware build, and whether there's a new one or not, the current one at that time will be directly delivered to your machine in real time!

• A Built In Development Engine:

If you aren't satisfied with any of the streamable games that are currently available for "JadeEfinition™, you can use PowerPoint to build your own titles! The console comes with sixty five slots for creating your own PowerPoint video games, and there are even ways of expanding the amount with a little bit of advanced PowerPoint knowhow! Even if you're new to PowerPoint, don't be afraid to experiment and see what it's capable of: you'll definitely be surprised at what you can create!

• A Working Internal File System:

"JadeEfinition™" uses "JadeJohnson Games 'Easy Feet' (Embedded Zip Folder Technology)™" to store your console related files in a separate directory from the other files on your computer. It literally houses them within the console file itself, so be sure to rename the console before downloading a new version to your actual computer, so that you can transfer its data to the latest build, if that's what you're into; however, you can stream the latest features at any time as well, with almost zero latency in good enough internet connection circumstances!

• Full Native Windows File Format Support:

Anything you can play in Windows can be opened in JadeEfinition's file system, using the exact same apps you'd normally utilize to open them, complete with support for automatically remembering your default apps for different file types and protocols!

• Executable Support:

As long as there are no other files or folders needed to run an EXE or BAT file, JadeEfinition™ can run it! For executables that do rely on other files, just create a shortcut to the program at hand and paste it somewhere within the "JadeEfinition™ Console's "Storage" folder, and all relevant files will still be loaded as usual when you run it! This essentially means that you can play literally any Windows PC game supported by your device, via your JadeEfinition™ Console!

• Online Ephemeral File Storage:

Need to transfer all your data from an older version of JadeEfinition™ to the latest one? You can take full advantage of our "Ephemerals™" service: a user specific, private, online, temporary file storage system that automatically erases all traces of the data held within it once its active session is closed. You can use it as a middle man so you can transfer all your prior save data to your new console firmware safely and effectively, without anyone in the cloud gaining access to your personal data either before, whilst, or after all is said and done! Just remember that once you close "Ephemerals™", everything still left inside of it will be gone forever, so please do make sure the transfer is complete before exiting.

• Local Multiplayer:

Want to share the fun with a friend? Hook up a second mouse and let them compete against you in supported titles! Want to have a team versus faceoff? Instead of a single mouse, try adding a USB hub and hosting a Bring Your Own Mouse Gaming Party! The number of players is only limited by your imagination and hardware!

• Ray Tracing:

Ray Tracing has been a big craze in the gaming world. It's the ability for a console or computer's graphics chip to properly show light going through semitransparent objects instead of making it only go around them. Normally, you'd need at least two thousand dollar hardware for your device to support this feature, but thankfully, we figured out a way for it to work in PowerPoint, and so we've built the capability right into "JadeEfinition™", so you don't need to break your bank! There's even a demo and an explanation of it that runs natively in PowerPoint; which you can check out in The JadeShop's News Mode!

• A Built In JadeShop™ With Full Update Support:

Did we mention that the built in streaming service is actually our one of a kind, innovative "JadeShop™? That's right, and yes, from any JadeShop™ in store page, you can still update the app to the latest build, so you can always get the newest features and content! You can even download the newest release and put it into your JadeEfinition's Apps folder!

• JadeEfinition Is Free For Those With Microsoft Office:

If you already have the full, locally stored, non web app based, Windows version of Microsoft® PowerPoint 2010, 2013, 2016, 2019, 365, or newer on your machine, you won't have to pay a single cent to get started with JadeEfinition™! If not, save up some dough and buy Microsoft Office for $150, without tax, and you'll be up and running in no time!

JadeEfinition: The True Meaning Of "Happy Jading!™"



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