And Then It Exploded

"You have made the unfortunate choice to wake up early on a Saturday. Ya dingus. Is that your name? Dingus? That's your name now.

"All right, Dingus, here's what you gotta do: there's a pretty big disaster heading for your planet and another planet. This is an explodey disaster. What you have to do is prevent it from happening. Keeping your teammates alive is optional, but you do you.

"You got that, Dingus? Do you need me to dumb it down for you? Things go boom. Don't want. Stop boom. Good luck."
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