Game2016

GAME2016'S 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY 2DAY 11:00PM

"This is my best project yet..." - I can't go past something that says this in the description.
I woke up in my house just to find out that mu whole family was dead, laying on the ground! My wife and poor kids! Or they were just sleeping, not sure. I checked my closet for some clothes, sadly there only were t-shirts and pants of my kids. I tried doing my routine morning exercise, but for some reason I could not lift my dumbbell.
Anyway I got outside to get a breath of fresh air. A gorgeous tall mountain stared me right in the face. "Well, I didn't get my exercise yet, so it would be a good idea to go for some alpinism." Fortunately I'm very talented at scaling mountains, so I got to the very top in a matter of seconds. There was a delicious hamburger waiting for me to eat it. It made for a good breakfast. From the very top I could see the beautifull city with it's skyscrapers. "Well, I have to go buy some clothes anyway..." And I got on my way to the city.
First thing I see is a decapitated man... And some other dead people. "Oh no, so they were not sleeping after all!" I rushed into the first building and smashed the button inside it... 3 times. When I got outside I found out that I must have made the gods angry, and they threw a giant rock at the city! Gladly the drunk hobo was fine and still alive... Other 2 buildings were closed. I rushed to find a key, but all that I could find was a golden rocket. I tried flying it, but it looks like it wasn't able to lift my weight. I managed to land it on my head but that didn't do much. I also tried to shoot down the plane but did not succeed. "Well looks like there is only one place left where the key could be!" The wooden building was closed from the front but it might have some hatch on its roof. I scaled the nearest mountain and was dissapointed with that the wooden building's roof was solid. But I found a holy banana! I took it hoping that it would help me to kill the gods. "But how can I reach them? The golden rocket isn't lifting me..." And then a plane buzzed right past me! Eureka! I jumed right off the cliff onto the plane but it flew right through me, like a ghost. Well, there must be something else that flyes here...
I was on my quest to get revenge. Footballing the asteroid across the lands trying to survive and find other artifacts. I found a tiny control tower near the lake. Thinking of where could it be sending it's signals I looked straight up into the sky, and saw a UFO right above my head! Thankfully there was a mountain right near it so I did my thing, finding anoter holy banany while climbing. I leapt right onto the flying saucer but it did not want to move.
Even though the white sun is still shining full power, it was a long day... I got down the mountain and went for a swim. I was so heavy that I was just walking on the lake's bed. There was a poor diver and a scuba banana. I was hungry so I reached out to get it but as soon as my fingers touched it, it exploded into a banana storm! When I stopped touching it the whole lake floor was covered in bananas. So that's how the diver died... I got out of the water and while I was drying off I noticed that my shadow was a bit strange... There was a bomb in my ass! No wonder even a rocket can lift me and no wonder I was drowning! I looked up from the ground and saw a space shuttle on the horison. "That thing will surely get me off the ground!" I rushed to it, having a plan on my mind. I'll fly up into the air, to the gods and explode my ass nuke right in their face!
Going up the elevator, getting into the rocket... Liftoff!! I was airborne! About 5 minutes later I got tired of mashing the flight button, so I wrote a script that would left click for me. Coming back after taking a cup of tea, I see that there is no god. Im still flying and all I see around is my cockpit and empty space around it. Time to turn off the script... But how? I forgot to add an exit/halt key to it! My mouse was clicking like crazy all over the place, messing up my desktop, control panel, and going back into the game. I had to restart my PC, so that is the end of the adventure.
10/10 - It actually is about doing whatever I want!