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World's (probably) hardest first-person parkour game. No checkpoints. No saves. Just you, Bob, and a whole lot of falling.
Meet Bob. He’s a robot. His family got kidnapped. You’re the hero. Probably a mistake.
[GIF of ragdoll falling from platform to lava with text and arrow showing “you”]
World’s Hardest Bob Game is a first-person platformer with five levels designed to ruin your day. From lava-filled labs to slippery ice jumps, you’ll rage, fall, scream, and then rage again (hopefully). Oh — and Bob won’t stop talking.
[GIF of hard jump]
He follows you around, says annoying things, and reappears every time you try to get rid of him. And if you somehow survive long enough? There’s a chance you might save his family. Maybe.
[GIF of player pushing Bob to lava]
FEATURES
First-person parkour with tight, painful jumps
No checkpoints or saves
Five unique levels: Facility, Forest, Ice World, Space, and The Void
Bob. Always there. Never leaves.
If you still don't believe this is worth your money, just listen to what our satisfied customers have to say!
“I absolutely hate this game they keep killing me” - Bob (picture of Bob)
“**** you, you ****** ******* go **** yourself and while ur at it **** yourself too you no good trash!! This game ruined my life and killed my son, you idiots!” - Bob's dad (picture of Bob's dad)
Great, right?
Also, Bob.
