
Today's September 5th, 2025, and after a few minor parody-like step backs and everything, we're finally back talking about and hearing about the next official member from the official The Alptraum Parody Wives (Wife) & Husbands (Wusband) of DDS HQ Series!!!!!!!! And looks like we have the official #50thDDSparodyMascot of Series Six of 2024 and #8thAPandWmember right here known to be as "Larx "Larxsand" Keyblade", better known as just "Larxene" from Disney's Kingdom Heart Series!!!!!!!!!!!!
(OH!!! Almost forgot about the official link!!!! We can't forget about where'd this good old heartless chick came from in the first place right here!!!!!: https://gamejolt.com/p/2024-dds-parody-cameo-character-50-larxene-larx-larxsand-keyb-mwk98xtf)
Anyways, I don't really do future updates all that much during the morning hours and everything because I get REALLY tired and sleepy.........But both Larxene and her official DDS HQ Parody Form known to be as Larx "Larxsand" Keyblade wants me to do their parody bios and stuff like first thing in the morning........Why am I so sleepy all of the sudden here..........ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......................
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Alptraum Parody Wive & Husband Parody Bio Doc #8 (For Larxene "Larx "Larxsand" Keyblade" Only) - Created on: September 5th, 2025
(Officially Created on: Sept. 5th, 2025)
(Originally Created on: April 23rd, 2005)

Name of APWandW Member: Larxene "Larx "Larxsand" Keyblade"
(Officially Created on: April 25th, 2005)
(DDS HQ Series Appeared on: Series Six of 2024)

(Originally Born on: September 14th, 1234)
(Originally Created On: January 19th, 1793)
(Originally Created in Parody Gaming Form On: Feb. 2nd, 1793)
(Originally Created in Parody Gaming Form (Second Time) On: March 1st, 1919)
(Originally Created in Parody Gaming Form (Third Time) On: April 20th, 1999)
APW&W Parody Bio (Positive Sides Only):
So…..Umm??? How’s all of this any of your business????? Read the room kiddo!!!! Wait a second here???? Who’s that alongside with her true parody form???? OH RIGHT!!!! You’d all already forgotten…..Didn’t you all???? Because you were all asleep from your deep commas!!!! Here’s “Larxene” and her official DDS HQ Parody Form as “Larx L. "Larxsand" Keyblade”!!!!!! But her parody friends, rivals, and family members sometimes call her just “Larxsand”!!!!! Born during a tired, exhausted, and super humid summer-like day, Larxsand’s the cutest and most adorable chick that you will all ever wanted as some sort of present for Christmas, graduations, birthdays, or any other kinds/types of events or holidays!!!! She contains the senses of cool-ness, even during the most tense-ness of many horrifying situations!!!! If someone knocks you out or just right down, she’ll bring you all back up no matter what!!!! So, what’s next here???? RIGHT!!!! Larxsand knows the answers of playful bodies on how they're being fueled and how they’re being treated!!!! Guess that’s why she officially encourages all of her best parodies and friends to eat some positive and wealthy meals!!!!!!!
Wait??? Haven’t we forgotten about someone here???? CORRECT!!!! It is the original “Larxene” right here!!!!! OH BOY!!!! We’d already seen Larxene before, right??? Mean!!!! GREEDY!!!!! A bit sassy all around!!!! But in half of her heartless heart, she’s still the most beautiful and funniest chick that anybody or anything could ever have imagined about!!!!! Even if she’s still a bit of a bully, Larxsene’s the #DDSparodyCameoMascot (better known to be as a friend) that everyone needs to maintain good enough energy to be all funny, crazy, and positively healthy inside!!!!! While sometimes loud and annoying to listen to overtime, Larxene will always be on your sides, even in moments when we need to slow down to keep up the pace…..One way or another!!!!! I mean, she does laugh a lot….But again, inside of her heartless heart, Larxsene will always and still be one of the most amazing friends that everyone can ever enjoy playing with!!!!! Night or day??? It is all going to be okay!!!!!
APW&W Parody Bio (Negative Sides Only):
Well, it used to be okay!!!!! But now, things have gotten a bit darker than ever!!!!! Since her official parody debuts during her parody TV Show moments from the “DDS's Kingdom Corazón Slayters ShowtimeDays” of November 17th, 1993, “Larx L. "Larxsand" Keyblade” had become one of the parody darkness within the parody walls of DDS HQ!!!!! Now known as the magical prankster parody queen of PRANKS, JOKES, and HUMILIATION-NESS, Larxsand is the heartless and hot headed chick that can prank and tell insulting jokes AND puns anywhere she goes!!!!! Day or night!!!! It can never be alright!!!! Speaking of which, Larxsand can sometimes hate the humid heat of the sun, and thinks that it’s a cruel and murderous way to trick about nature that the whole world needs to have in the first place!!!!! Most constable and negatively comfortable at night hours (sometimes afternoon hours), Larxsand (which she refers as “Larx” for short) spends time during many darkest hours all at graveyards and/or abandoned places, listening to angry and negative emotional songs/music, and dances so negatively angry in front or around nothing in particular!!!! She insists that there aren't any types of phases!!!! It’s just the frustration inside of all of that heartlessness!!!!!
Speaking of heartlessness and many other hearts, we can’t forget about “Larxsene”!!!! Well, I guess we all know what happens next here, right??? Unlike her DDS Parody Form and everything, Larxsene’s now known as your particular and already savaged heartless warrior!!!! Filled with so much hatred and disgustness all over her entire body!!!! She can be a bit of a bully still!!!! Actually, she’s already a bully!!!! And she’ll always be like this forever, all inside of her heartless and psychotic heart!!!!! When Larxsene is collecting some dark and garbage thoughts and sayings to talk out loud in front of a whole lot of people, she never gets REALLY busy when being some kind of psychopathic creeper!!!!! Also known as some sort of controversial conversationalist!!!!! Well…..Obviously of course, she doesn’t stop talking!!!!! And yes, she even pranks a lot more than her parody predator does!!!! Not only that, Larxsene can even sneak around, creeping out people’s lives, their real world problems, and even their fates towards death and mayhem!!!! She does this when going online as well too!!!! This is exactly why we all don’t joke and mess around here!!!! Because pranking, stalking, and being so savage are the wrong things to do in life!!!! But if you’re all brave enough to have people to provide you with all “insightful” commentaries or some random pieces of junk, then both Larxsene and Larxsand are the dark and heartless chicks for you!!!! No questions asked or to be advised!!!!
(Parody Wive Scent: Faygo Golden)
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Well, that's kind of interesting right here!!!!!! UH OH!!!!! It appears we have only two more members left of the official Alptraum Parody Wives (Wife) & Husbands (Wusband) of DDS HQ Series until everything's all ready to done and completed here!!!!!! We just have to wait and see what comes next here???? OOH!!!! There's THREE of them left???? Or was it FOUR of them left to show off???? Yeah!!!! I am pretty sure we'll have to wait and see what happens around that time alone!!!!! For now folks, stay tuned for some more future updates, have a wonderful and relaxing morning-ness of a routine, and stay safe and positive during some more parody fun from Draxx Dustun Studios!!!!! Love you guys!!!!!!! #DontTakeThisAwayFromMeUs!!!!!! #WelcomeToDraxxDustunStudios!!!!!!! #LegendsNeverGiveUp!!!!!!! #APWandWmember8!!!!!!!!!!! #LegaciesNeverEverSurrender!!!!!! #LarxenesJustTotallySavage!!!!!!!!!!! #LarxsandsAlsoCompletelySavaged!!!!!!!! #RespectThemPositiveParodies!!!!!!!
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