1.2 PROGRESS REPORT #2:

The new route is complete. There's still more I want to do, but I'm in the homestretch.

No concrete release date yet, but I'll probably be out sometime before May 10th.

Emphasis on probably. Releasing before then isn't guaranteed.

Cow Tools.

Here's a vaguely defined list of all the games I played in 2025.

I'd also like to mention Fool Time, the recent Jon Bois miniseries about the telegraph, as an honorary "Highlight of the Year."

It's an honorary mention since Fool Time isn't a video game.

1.2 PROGRESS REPORT:

Things are going well, but there's still quite a lot left to do. I'm going finish a truncated version of the update first, and after that I'll start prioritizing working on the update's new route.

(More details in the article)

Crimbo.

I did it because the schnoz felt off center.

And also to fix the game breaking bug, that too.

There's a new Wes Anderson movie coming out within the next two months, so I've got something to look forwards to for the immediate future.

Or at least a closer future than some of the other stuff I'm looking forwards to, anyways.

Not a super intense update, but it restores functionality to an element of the Gluttinator/Weez fight that got lost due to the larger party member count.

Labor Day.

I've been trying to do this for literal years.

My hands were numb by the end (although part of that was because of some videos I was half watching at the same time)

Now I can play Nuclear Throne like a normal person! I NEVER have to do this again!