Technically this update actually came out about half an hour ago, I just wanted to add in a little something before announcing it.

I have no idea why it took me this long to do that first thing.

Crimbo.

I've been trying to do this for literal years.

My hands were numb by the end (although part of that was because of some videos I was half watching at the same time)

Now I can play Nuclear Throne like a normal person! I NEVER have to do this again!

I played some video games this year. Here's a list of them.

Feel free to check a look if you want. Or don't.

1.2 PROGRESS REPORT:

Things are going well, but there's still quite a lot left to do. I'm going finish a truncated version of the update first, and after that I'll start prioritizing working on the update's new route.

(More details in the article)

Labor Day.

Arbor Day

Cow Tools.

If you're already doing a playthrough, and Ham is level 10 or higher, I'd wait to download this until after you've beaten the mod. Otherwise you'd have to reload a save before then to get the new moves and Electric Palm (you learn that at level 10 now).