I am never playing Enforcer ever again.

There's a new Wes Anderson movie coming out within the next two months, so I've got something to look forwards to for the immediate future.

Or at least a closer future than some of the other stuff I'm looking forwards to, anyways.

I did it because the schnoz felt off center.

And also to fix the game breaking bug, that too.

Technically this update actually came out about half an hour ago, I just wanted to add in a little something before announcing it.

I've been trying to do this for literal years.

My hands were numb by the end (although part of that was because of some videos I was half watching at the same time)

Now I can play Nuclear Throne like a normal person! I NEVER have to do this again!

Labor Day.

Crimbo.

No idea why I feel like updating this so much lately, but here's some stuff.

Barring the Wretched Glove stuff, these are actually pretty small changes. But, there's a common event/infrastructural rework and I bump the version number up whenever I do stuff like that.

Started working on a thing.

No idea if it's ever going to get finished (it's still mostly concepts at the moment) but I've been playing around with this idea in my head for a while now, so I felt like bringing it up.

Anyways, here's front facing Buckets.