guess im a woman

i don't care what you say

this is funny as all fuck and if you have the audacity to argue with me about this purely satirical comment then hell i don't like you anyways

dear future gf:

do this to me

well GREAT because god damn i can relate

there is no better way to open a conversation

ima just leave this here

update: i am now their own personal lollipop

north korean soldiers rn:

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