JadeJohnson:

Ever since the announcement of The PS Vita, I've almost strictly been a Nintendo®-collector. So imagine my excitement when I discover that Sony® may have an early PSP™2 handheld in development!

Yes, that is my real PSP™ 3000′ Silver Model!

JadeJohnson Fails To Find All Five Mirages In His Own Desert Level!

Are you ready for more awesome news?!

Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

We shall be hosting the first-ever "JaderHonours"-presentation on December Thirty-First Of Twenty--Twenty-Four! We hope you will watch the video to discover what the show shall be all about!

Out with the old, In with the new!

Have you noticed that some of our games now come in proper "boxes?" Just like the ones you might see on the Nintendo® Switch™ shelves at your local game-store?

Please comment which of our games should receive the box treatment next!

If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!

Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!