JadeJohnson Fails To Find All Five Mirages In His Own Desert Level!

Look, I'm playing Animal Crossing in real life! 🙂 🙂 🙂

Here Are All Of The Default Augie's Metal Art Studio Text Box Colours!

But Don't Worry, The Final Game Will Also Be Fully Voice-Acted As Well!

Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

Nintendo Are Finally Listening To The

L-G-B-T-Q-I-A-Plus

Community! Sure, "Non-Binary", is as basic as possible, but it, IS, the thought that counts!

L-G-B-T-Q-I-A-Plus was only put on its own line for accessibility purposes, also why we spelled Plus.

Out with the old, In with the new!

Thanks to all you Jaders™'s support, we here at "JadeJohnson Industries™", are officially, Google-famous! It only took eighteen years, but folks, we're still, JUST? GETTING, STARTED!

That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!