Are you ready for more awesome news?!

That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

Yes, the original "Oh, Annie!"-game, from Two-Thousand-And-Nine, was LITERALLY, THAT, BAD!

And we don't talk about "Oh, Annie! 2", the HORRIBLY HOMELY side-scroller! It's best that game remain as lost media!

But WE'LL FIX the first one, just you wait!

Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!

Out with the old, In with the new!

Thanks to all you Jaders™'s support, we here at "JadeJohnson Industries™", are officially, Google-famous! It only took eighteen years, but folks, we're still, JUST? GETTING, STARTED!

If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!

Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

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