This mf scoreboard is the most abhorrent coding experience I ever had in terms of implementing. >:(

Your ranks have been updated.

Bought him smth to keep him busy. Costs less than free (-9¢) because he's less than worthless

Peaches!

(⁠☆⁠▽⁠☆⁠)

gru.

Even more Uzi doodles! :3

I had 3 hits remaining and somehow he hit me 3 TIMES in less than 4 seconds cuz he panicked and projectile spammed. Unbelievable

hmm. This one. (ignore Princess Diamond's disappearing horns)

the tiny robot baby-☀️

you die.