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Ender Dragon Kritters #3 (Harmawn Arshgga Marroun Zombie Ender Dragon (HAMZED) The Zombie Dragon) - Created on: Aug. 25th, 2024 Well my fellow & beloved fans, today's Aug. 25th, 2024!!! Sorry for the late post, but here we are now!!!!


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The time's finally had come!!!! The official #3rdEnderDragonKrittersPoster's finally been created!!!!! Meet also the #3rdEDKmember known as "Harmawn Arshgga Marroun Zombie Ender Dragon (HAMZED)", the Zombie Ender Dragon!!!!! Not sure if she's an ACTUAL zombie Ender Dragon or something.......Anyways, sorry for the long delays on this one here, I've been just very busy with some other things and everything!!!! Anyways, enjoy the entire Haxx Hustun Studios Chronicles about HAMZED the Zombie Ender Dragon!!!!!

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Ender Dragon Kritter Archived Message #3 - (Zombie Dragon Brains and Flesh for Dinner)

(Recorded Message Created on: August 25th, 2024)

(Message Recorded Originally on: May 29th, 2024)

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This is the #1stPart of the third entry from the Ender Dragon Kritter Archives!!!! Stay tuned for the #2ndPart of the third entry of the Ender Dragon Kritter Archives!!!

Ender Dragon Kritter #21known as by many kinds or types of names like only both of "Harmawn Arshgga Marroun Zombie Ender Dragon" or "HAMZED", the Zombie Ender Dragon, was the third Ender Dragon that was captured along with the #22ndEDKmember earlier today back at the Real World!!!! HAMZED and the #22ndEDKmember were both seen at some near by hospital having a massive brawl with each other!!!! Sadly though, this Zombie Ender Dragon was no ordinary ender dragon species!!!! It's been told be one of the most infamous and controversial Ender Dragon Kritters of all time!!!!!!!

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(The Official Link to Where HAMZED was first introduced towards us (Alongside with four or five other official #PCCMs of Haxx Hustun Studios): https://gamejolt.com/p/hello-our-beloved-fans-of-the-smg4-world-splatoon-fnaf-banban-a-ja2friin)

Better known as also just "Hamze" (HAM-ZEE), she wasn't as so calm like the past two Ender Dragon prisoners that I'd captured a few days ago!!! Nope, she was completely dangerous and very aggressive with anything or anyone around herself!!!! Which according to HAMZED's old document files, she'd been suffering with so many disorders/conditions since she was 12 years old!!!!! Things like Toxic Epidermal Necrolysis, Gallbladder disease, Ulcers, Alopecia Areata, Acne, Erotomania, Obsessive Love Disorder, Attachment Disorder, Bipolar Disorder, Schizophrenia, Eating Disorders, derailment, pressured/poverty of speech, tangentiality, verbigeration, and of course, Thought disorder (TD)!!!!!! That's like 17 disorders, conditions, and/or diseases more then normal humans like us have here!!!! Which that's just crazy!!!! I'd never seen so much dangerous information before from just one Ender Dragon prisoner alone!!!

..........Speaking of which, while I'd finally captured this nasty zombie dragon, I started to realized that she was vomiting out so much of this dangerous acid that was coming out not only from her mouth, but also her entire stomach!!!! That was no joke at all!!! The horrors from this Ender Dragon here is not something to mess around with!!!! I had no choice to calm HAMZED down from just shooting her with a poison dart!!! That specific dart had finally made her all calmed and relaxed!!! But mostly on the unconscious side of things!!!

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After returning back to the Kingdom, as soon as I'd opened the door for her double roommate room, the poison effects on the dart had warn off, and HAMZED was then now completely out of control!!!! Spitting, vomiting, and shooting out all of that poisonous zombie acid all over the Kingdom!!!! Thankfully though, none of my fellow crewmates, soldiers, and myself weren't hurt or killed!!! Or even critically injured!!! And after five in a half hours of multiple attempts, the Zombie Ender Dragon was finally been captured and left to rest a lot more unconsciously then ever!!!!! After being shot from multiple poisonous darts, I'd me and three of my fellow soldiers had then wrapped HAMZED up with some electrical roped wires!!!! Only all over her body!!! After that, we had then wrapped her zombified mouth up with some duct tape that has the zombied-acid all around it!!!!

Since then, she was already layed to rest inside of her prison cell right next to the #22ndEDKmember!!!!! Since HAMZED's brutal and fatal attacking hours, myself and the rest of my kingdom have like still zero details of information on how this zombie vomit acid was created from this nasty zombie ender dragon!!!! However though, while I was examining it, I'd realized that this was no ordinary vomit acid!!! According to my examiners, this vomit was made from ACTUAL dead MC PLAYERS!!!! Better known as just humans!!!! ACTUAL dead animals and hostile mobs included!!!! Minus zombies, husks, and drowned zombies of course!!!! Zombified Villagers as well too I guess!!!

Not only that, the vomit acid was also made from actual magma from lava, soul-sand, withered roses (or any other withered plants), and bedrock???? What an interesting case!!! But back on topic here, since Harmawn Arshgga Marroun's containment-ness, we'd decided to lay down lots of that dangerous vomit acid around her prison cell!!!! Right next to her cell mate of course!!!! We'd also added in handmade jelly food that were shaped as actual brains from dead humans!!! Hopefully all of this stuff will calm her down if she escapes from them tapes and wires once more!!!! For now, I'll stay away from this aggressive zombie creature when she eats her dinner!!! Stay tuned for the #2ndPart of the third entry of the Ender Dragon Kritter Archives!!!

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Sincerely, "Santra K. Riller", The Sheriff King of The Parody Stadium Kingdom of Haxx Hustun Studios & Napature Science

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That was the end for highly and anticipated #3rdEntry of the Ender Dragon Kritter Archives folks!!! The first part actually though, because they'll be second and final part of it sooner then later!!! Anyways folks, sorry for the long wait for this one!!! I had so much other stuff that I had to do during my life at my job and everything!!! But fear not folks, more of these things will sure to be coming out as soon as I have the chances to do so!!!!

And once again, this will all be part of the official "Haxx Hustun Studios Chronicles Series", and of course, this will also be for all of the other members of the Ender Dragon Kritters line-up from Series One and onwards!!!! Anyways, C U all in the next future parody entry of the Ender Dragon Kritter Archives!!!! #LegaciesNeverEverSurrender!!!! #WelcomeToHaxxHustunStudios!!!! #LegendsNeverGiveUp!!!! #HAMZEDsAThreatToUsAll!!!! #StayAwayFromHerAtAllCosts!!!!! #EnderDragonKrittersNumber3!!!!!!



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