They canonically run like this btw

Good morning USA

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ten years

Pickle

happy silksong day

bleh

yeisuoeufoeigisiI’m c

I was mad that they made Alastor's 2nd form so lame, so here is my art of scary alastor, straight from the fairytales, not just with some goofy ahh tentacles

mr kraaaaaaaaaaabs

start diggin in yo butt twiiiiin