Thanks to all you Jaders™'s support, we here at "JadeJohnson Industries™", are officially, Google-famous! It only took eighteen years, but folks, we're still, JUST? GETTING, STARTED!

Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!

If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!

Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

We shall be hosting the first-ever "JaderHonours"-presentation on December Thirty-First Of Twenty--Twenty-Four! We hope you will watch the video to discover what the show shall be all about!

Out with the old, In with the new!

Are you ready for more awesome news?!

JadeJohnson Fails To Find All Five Mirages In His Own Desert Level!

Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

Aw yeeah! We squashed that bug like it was our JOB! Oh, wait, IT WAS! ¡lol! The Official JadeIrectOrPAL Update is coming VERY SOON!