Aw yeeah! We squashed that bug like it was our JOB! Oh, wait, IT WAS! ¡lol! The Official JadeIrectOrPAL Update is coming VERY SOON!

Thanks to all you Jaders™'s support, we here at "JadeJohnson Industries™", are officially, Google-famous! It only took eighteen years, but folks, we're still, JUST? GETTING, STARTED!

JadeOme is finally out in the wild! We hope you enjoy the world's very first, PowerPoint 3D First-Person Fighting-Game!

Thank you for sticking with "@JadeJohnsonIndustries ™", and as always, "Happy Jading!™"

Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

Here Are All Of The Default Augie's Metal Art Studio Text Box Colours!

But Don't Worry, The Final Game Will Also Be Fully Voice-Acted As Well!

Out with the old, In with the new!

Hey! We just launched a brand-new PowerPoint film-editor out of the blue, the management of whose frames runs entirely in Show-Mode!

Please, if your interest has at all been peaked, do come check it out!

Look, I'm playing Animal Crossing in real life! 🙂 🙂 🙂

Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

Proof that you can string levels together simply by pasting each after the rest in your game-file: pretty neat, right?

Oh, and we apologise for not-yet customising the entrance-lighting for Peacock Girl and the other opponents after Elsa.