The sixteen-bit iKuma SARI Slide-Show-Gaming Console was supposed to receive a Vocal-Synthesis-Support-Update before the end of its lifespan, but said feature was cancelled at the last minute, because... well... just listen to this!

Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!

Wild Leak Appeared?!

Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

Out with the old, In with the new!

JadeOme is finally out in the wild! We hope you enjoy the world's very first, PowerPoint 3D First-Person Fighting-Game!

Thank you for sticking with "@JadeJohnsonIndustries ™", and as always, "Happy Jading!™"

If Isabelle were human:

Made with Microsoft Copilot.

Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

Here's some extended gameplay with hacked in-game-music! Somehow, the "JadeJohnson Records™" cover of "Hand-In-Hand" from "Kingdom Hearts™" is actually quite fitting, eh?