Hello! It’s truly been a while, but I’m going to take the time now to very quickly (and sleepily) tell you how to unlock each of the Royal Warfstaches needed to complete this 3+ year old game.

1. With Tiny Box Tim in the party, return to Perilous Cavern, interact with the statue Markipllier couldn’t get past, and you’ll enter a segment where Tim will be on his own for a short time. Make sure you’re at a very high level, as you’ll have to face a superboss… alone.

2. With Slenderman in the party, return to Insidious Hideout, and slip through the bars of one of the cells to reach a treasure chest that will trigger a similar superboss to what was seen before.

3. With Chica in the party, return to Nightmare Forest, and find a rock that must be flown over for Chica to face a superboss.

4. There are five computers that must be accessed, and once all five are found, the Royal Warfstache will be behind the fifth.

5. This answer has actually been lost to the void, as I’ve lost the original files for this game. My guess is that you must fight either Marionette or Golden Freddy, and upon their defeat, they will drop a Royal Warfstache. If you cannot find them on the map, they’re likely a rare random encounter. (And, of course, a superboss.)

6. The left path must be taken in order to fight FOUR superbosses, and claim another Royal Warfstache. If you chose the right path instead, however, don’t fear. You’ll get another chance later down the line.

7. Search the castle for a way to free the children trapped in the dungeon. Your reward will consist of the children being freed, but more importantly, you’ll receive a Royal Warfstache.

And that’s all seven Royal Warfstaches that are required to play the true ending! I’m surprised someone asked me to come back to this game after all this time, but it was kinda fun returning to the first game I published. Thanks for your support, everyone!