[[Update: This is a 7-part fanfic. Ignore the title now. My honest mistake y'all]]

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Spamton and Tenna are "canonically" married and Jevil is the side chick. (Oh my [[BIG SHOT]] I love Spamna I love Spamna so much)

[[THIS IS PRE-RELEASE OF CHAPTER 3, I WILL CHANGE THIS SOON]]

[[Get ready for a biiiiig yappichino. I talk... a lot. Normal Scamshi activity. 16+ warning of course.]]

Spamton can't sleep in his dumpster because he's thinking about something. He doesn't understand why he keeps moving around, trying to make the "bed" more comfortable and constantly blushing every night. How can he be a [[BIG SHOT]] when this happens every time?!

It took him a while to realize that he's fallen in love. But with who and why? He knows that Jevil's his ex-husband and wishes to never speak to him again! But Jevil wants to rekindle his relationship with Spamton, but Spamton always refuses. Every. Single. Time.

Spamton thinks about his (not) friends, the Addisons. Nah. He doesn't like them, and they probably don't like him back either.

Spamton thinks about a long time enemy he has... Tenna. But he felt... different. But Spamton still hates him. A lot. Still wishing he slept in the dumpster instead of him. But he also feels... hot. Flustered, even. But why...? Falling in love with your enemy? The one who you used to be friends with until chaos struck?! No. It can't be, right? Right...?

2 hours pass by. Spamton's still awake. He's having even worse feelings now. He slams his head against the dumpster and clips right outside it. He sighs and decides to somehow get to the Castle Town. Usually, Spamton wouldn't be able to. But he did. He won't tell you his secret.

There are many Darkners there. Even Lancer... being Lancer. Spamton stares at a huge stage in the distance. It looks like a game show is about to begin! So many are cheering and clapping with joy and excitement! Colorful lights light up the stage... and Tenna is the host!

Spamton gasps quietly as he hides while admiring Tenna not-so secretly. But the little salesman glitches, and is noticed by everyone! Was it really this loud?!? Trying to escape, Spamton barges through the frightened crowd. He jumps right onto the stage and bumps into Tenna purposefully. Tenna does catch him though.

Spamton's little chained heart feels like it's about to spring out from his chest. He can't even form his irregular sentences! It really pulls at his heart-strings. Tenna questions Spamton about why the hell he's here. Spamton, being so ridiculously shy for the very first time... says... nothing. He does whisper something...

"Pull me closer... TO YOUR [[HeartShapedObject]]... I NEED Y0U, TENNA... I C4N T [[Living Life The Good Way!]] ￦1THOUT YOU... LOOK! I'M N0T THE— THE B3ST AT [[For Flirtation Advice, Please Call This Number]] BUT I—"

Tenna smiles and understands. "So... you love me, you silly salesman. After everything that happened between us both?"

"N0! I'M N3VER [[Redeem This Code For Free Kromer!]] YOUR [[Actions Lead To Consequences]]! BUT... I... D0 [[Secret Admirer]] YOUR [Body] [[For $4.99]]"

"You admire my body, Spamton?~"

"ST0P THAT I NEVER SAID THAT YOU STUPID [$!$!]ING [Boob Tube]! [$!$!] YOU, MAN!!!! [$!$!] YOU!!!"

"You're just saying that, you little salesman that looks like a bird. You know you love me."

Tenna drags Spamton to the back of the stage and kisses him deeply.

"WHAT THE F[ifty Percent Off] WAS THAT FOR?!?!?!? WHAT IS [[Insufficent Funds]] W1TH YOU?!?"

"Don't tell me you didn't like that. You sure did by the look of your face, Spamton. I could do it again if I wanted."

"...AH, [$!$!] IT. I DO."

(Let me stop, I've typed for over half an hour!)