That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

Yep, JadeRaw, is REAL! And, it might be coming sooner than we all thought!

Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!

Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

We shall be hosting the first-ever "JaderHonours"-presentation on December Thirty-First Of Twenty--Twenty-Four! We hope you will watch the video to discover what the show shall be all about!

Out with the old, In with the new!

Aw yeeah! We squashed that bug like it was our JOB! Oh, wait, IT WAS! ¡lol! The Official JadeIrectOrPAL Update is coming VERY SOON!

Nintendo Are Finally Listening To The

L-G-B-T-Q-I-A-Plus

Community! Sure, "Non-Binary", is as basic as possible, but it, IS, the thought that counts!

L-G-B-T-Q-I-A-Plus was only put on its own line for accessibility purposes, also why we spelled Plus.

Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

Thanks to all you Jaders™'s support, we here at "JadeJohnson Industries™", are officially, Google-famous! It only took eighteen years, but folks, we're still, JUST? GETTING, STARTED!