JadeJohnson Fails To Find All Five Mirages In His Own Desert Level!

That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

Yep, JadeRaw, is REAL! And, it might be coming sooner than we all thought!

Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

Look, I'm playing Animal Crossing in real life! 🙂 🙂 🙂

Out with the old, In with the new!

It Is Now Possible To Entirely Retexture And Replace 3D Models In Your PowerPoint Game Engines!

When Office 2021 first released, model-positions were calibrated from the upper left. Now, it occurs from the center, just like with 2D sprites!

Proof that you can string levels together simply by pasting each after the rest in your game-file: pretty neat, right?

Oh, and we apologise for not-yet customising the entrance-lighting for Peacock Girl and the other opponents after Elsa.

Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!