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But Don't Worry, The Final Game Will Also Be Fully Voice-Acted As Well!

Due to recent events, today's showcase has been postponed to 2025.6.14. We deeply apologise for any inconvenience this may cause.

Thanks to all you Jaders™'s support, we here at "JadeJohnson Industries™", are officially, Google-famous! It only took eighteen years, but folks, we're still, JUST? GETTING, STARTED!

Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

JadeJohnson Fails To Find All Five Mirages In His Own Desert Level!

Out with the old, In with the new!

Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!

That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

Are you ready for more awesome news?!