I need to apologize for me abandoning my, Evils and CopperMans young and beautiful child, Five Nights with The Boys... I hope all of our 40 followers can frogive me... I do not think I am responsible enough to pick it up again, not after all I have made our precious boy go through... I promise to be a better papa going forward...

I also feel a special guilt towards the Hello Neighbor community... I am sorry for mocking your game... I did not mean to... I feel foolish and dumb for mocking Mr. Peterson... His house is not dumb, its really tall and cool, and I loved AFKing for 3 hours for a golden and useless apple to grow...

I also feel like I have to apologize for killing those five children in that one pizzaria... I hope Henry Emily can frogive me... I got too quirky and fucked it all up... And alas, no one will trust me in pizzarias anymore...

I do not apologize to Warshi, a.k.a. Tonto, a.k.a. SUPER VESSEL. Not by a chance. Continue to stalk me buddy I love your support <3

And finale... I have to apologize to my best friend, BlOrville, for what I did that Thanksgiving day... I never meant to, it was all a big misunderstanding... and I hope one day you can frogive me and... We can... Go back to playing Pizza Tower coop... I am sorry...

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I kinda feel like GameJolt is the worst socail media and a lot of it is my fault...

Seriously, I am sorry for every wrong-doing I have done... And for comiting all of those crimes... So just please... I'm sorry, I won't do these things ever again... (And stop messaging [REDACTED] to fire me. I do not want to [REDACTED])

- Customer of Nights

(I swear if my nemesis EvilEMG makes fun of me because of that image)