Th're once wast a peat, his nameth wast mattheous, one day, mattheous walks out from his house, expl'ring the f'rest, mattheous falls into a hole, and finds himself hath lost, a god cameth from the sky and gaveth that gent his pow'rs, mattheous wast nay longeth'r mattheous, his nameth wast anon mattheous crafteus accel'ranthus, and thus, the mattheouscrafteus tripulation wast b'rn