If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!

Hey! We just launched a brand-new PowerPoint film-editor out of the blue, the management of whose frames runs entirely in Show-Mode!

Please, if your interest has at all been peaked, do come check it out!

Wild Leak Appeared?!

Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

Just to demonstrate how tyranical The Evil King Patrick can be; if Ikumi loses to him, watch how brutally he takes her out! Notice the mud splitting nigh equally and almost entirely in just two unique directions, implying he splatters HER, not just IT!

Out with the old, In with the new!

That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

JadeJohnson Industries Vault:

The 87Point5-Percent-Blind JadeJohnson Has Officially Beat “Mouse Unfair Redux’ - By YouTuber And PowerPoint-Game Developer “Diognei Matos’!

Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

This is how the graphics for Dojo Mode used to look upon direct conceptualisation.

This is also how the game's Character Select Music used to sound, too!

Please note, this is running on last-gen hardware.