If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!

Nintendo Are Finally Listening To The

L-G-B-T-Q-I-A-Plus

Community! Sure, "Non-Binary", is as basic as possible, but it, IS, the thought that counts!

L-G-B-T-Q-I-A-Plus was only put on its own line for accessibility purposes, also why we spelled Plus.

JadeJohnson Fails To Find All Five Mirages In His Own Desert Level!

Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

JadeJohnson Industries Vault:

The 87Point5-Percent-Blind JadeJohnson Has Officially Beat “Mouse Unfair Redux’ - By YouTuber And PowerPoint-Game Developer “Diognei Matos’!

Out with the old, In with the new!

Look, I'm playing Animal Crossing in real life! 🙂 🙂 🙂

Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!

Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

Aw yeeah! We squashed that bug like it was our JOB! Oh, wait, IT WAS! ¡lol! The Official JadeIrectOrPAL Update is coming VERY SOON!