JadeJohnson:

Ever since the announcement of The PS Vita, I've almost strictly been a Nintendo®-collector. So imagine my excitement when I discover that Sony® may have an early PSP™2 handheld in development!

Yes, that is my real PSP™ 3000′ Silver Model!

I chained-together Multiple Island Tunes to make as much as I could get away with of "Show Yourself" from FROZEN™ II before the key changed too drastically!

Sorry the beat isn't perfect, I'm 87%-blind, and The Clipchamp™ editor sucks! #FanArtFriday

Samus Aran Now Has A Proper Face! We Deeply Apologize For Her Previously Looking Like Slenderwoman, And As Soon As We Can Replace Her Creepy Old Model With This Beautiful New One, We Shall Update The Story Teaser As Well. Thank You For Understanding.

Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!

That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

SUPER JadeROID For JadeEmatic - Official JadeJohnson Games Teaser Trailer:

That's right, we totally remastered our game-engine! And now it'll be much easier to develop from here-on out!

The sky will be re-added over the road aGain, too!

If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!

Wild Leak Appeared?!

Samus has been redesigned for the final time before being reimplemented into the game! It'll take a while to do that, so please bear with us. "Video games of the highest caliber take a very long time to get just right!" (Nikoras Tonaka Des [Nick Rudny])

We've also built this creepy humanoid robotic boss: "SAMUS.EXE"! More on her roll at a later date!