Samus has been redesigned for the final time before being reimplemented into the game! It'll take a while to do that, so please bear with us. "Video games of the highest caliber take a very long time to get just right!" (Nikoras Tonaka Des [Nick Rudny])
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Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!
Samus Aran Now Has A Proper Face! We Deeply Apologize For Her Previously Looking Like Slenderwoman, And As Soon As We Can Replace Her Creepy Old Model With This Beautiful New One, We Shall Update The Story Teaser As Well. Thank You For Understanding.
If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!
JadeJohnson:
Ever since the announcement of The PS Vita, I've almost strictly been a Nintendo®-collector. So imagine my excitement when I discover that Sony® may have an early PSP™2 handheld in development!
Yes, that is my real PSP™ 3000′ Silver Model!
Due to recent events, today's showcase has been postponed to 2025.6.14. We deeply apologise for any inconvenience this may cause.
SUPER JadeROID For JadeEmatic - Official JadeJohnson Games Teaser Trailer:
That's right, we totally remastered our game-engine! And now it'll be much easier to develop from here-on out!
The sky will be re-added over the road aGain, too!
We've also built this creepy humanoid robotic boss: "SAMUS.EXE"! More on her roll at a later date!
Look what just arrived in the mail today!
Proof that this is the real deal:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UArxpvOZV5M
Yep, JadeRaw, is REAL! And, it might be coming sooner than we all thought!
Wild Leak Appeared?!
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