Yep, JadeRaw, is REAL! And, it might be coming sooner than we all thought!

Maze Maker - Official JadeJohnson Games Gameplay Showcase

We've also built this creepy humanoid robotic boss: "SAMUS.EXE"! More on her roll at a later date!

Look what just arrived in the mail today!

Proof that this is the real deal:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UArxpvOZV5M

The sixteen-bit iKuma SARI Slide-Show-Gaming Console was supposed to receive a Vocal-Synthesis-Support-Update before the end of its lifespan, but said feature was cancelled at the last minute, because... well... just listen to this!

Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!

Wild Leak Appeared?!

If Isabelle were human:

Made with Microsoft Copilot.

Samus Aran Now Has A Proper Face! We Deeply Apologize For Her Previously Looking Like Slenderwoman, And As Soon As We Can Replace Her Creepy Old Model With This Beautiful New One, We Shall Update The Story Teaser As Well. Thank You For Understanding.

@ffatalityy — This gal makes the most amazing Microsoft® Paint™ Original Character-Designs we've ever been blessed to have seen! Go check out their work!