we would like to announce that the little Caesar’s pizza chain, run by billionaire pizza the hutt (shown above) has become the official pizza chain of Arcticia

WE HAVE ENTERED DARK TIMES!

GRAB YOUR KIDS

GRAB YOUR GALS

GRAB ALL THE SHIT YOU CAN FIND AND LOCK YOURSELF WITH IT IN YOUR BASEMENT UNTIL 2025

THE GEN ALPHAS HAVE TAKEN THE EARTH

WE MUST SURVIVE

WE MUST DEFEND WE MUST FIGHT FOR HUMANKIND

THE END HAS BEGUN

A report from the Capital grounds: April 28, 20:15, 2024

behold, christopher newport, the first gigachad...

wait what the hell happend

*sniff* …we did it…*sniff* We won…

why the hell was the first thing i saw BRAZIL

FRESH BULGARIAN MIAK!?

this factory is very satisfactory

Yes.