I’m 2 days into prison, serving 3 more years of time

There’s a guy who stole my chicken, think he’s serving 5 to life

But it doesn’t really sit with me quite right

Cuz a imate just stab me with a knife

And I keep accidentally dropping bars of soap on the floor in the middle of the night

(What the hell?)

Got caught up fighting squirrels, doesn’t mean I go to jail

Got locked up for grand theft auto, but they freed me out that cell

Just got beat so bad in prison, that I swear I almost bled

By a big man, his name’s Bubba

(You gon’ eat your cornbread?

(Uhh, yes? That’s literally the only thing I have to eat tod-)

(YOU GON’ EAT YOUR CORNBREAD??)

(Oh, nope nope I wasn’t even hungry. Shit yeah yo- you got it bro, more for you bro)

(GOD DAMN MAN, IT’S LIKE THE 5TH TIME THIS FUCKING WEEK)

(WHY THE FUCK THEY GOT HIM IN HERE, THIS MOTHAFUCKA COULD EAT A PRISON)

Everybody’s telling me to keep my ass in jail, I swear I ain’t do nothing I was beating baby snails

(MOTHAFUCKA YOU IN SOLITARY CONFINEMENT)

(That’s a mic you would only find in prison)