4 years ago

So I am doing a early post because I was captured last night by a female human named Sarah and I was just watching her from the window but she threatened me for a while but then I got chocolate it was good. I recorded the convosation at the bottom.


Me: I wonder why she has a stick in her fluff on her head?

Then she turned around and I quickly ducked then she walked up to the window and look outside like she saw something. Then when away and I looked back through the window and she was staring back she looked very fritened.

Me: Hi

Sarah: Mikey I said we were throw with this relationship and you come over to my house at 9:26 pm in a ridiculous costume.

She seemed really mad.

Sarah: Get in here right now.

Me: Ok but it will be a tight squeeze.

Sarah: Now.

So I squeezed my why through the small window.

Sarah: You are a lot bigger than the last time I saw you.

Me: Well this is the first time I have ever seen you.

Sarah: What wait who are you.

Me: I am a uncommon protogen from es-wait this is classified information.

Sarah: So you are not Mikey.

Me: N-oh what is that smell, it smells so good.

I tried to stand up and then I hit my head on the sealing and I started walking to her desk and pointed my noes at a mug.

Sarah: oh my coffee.

Me: What do you do with coff-ee?

Sarah: You drink it. Do you want a sip?

Me: Ok.

I take off my visor and she handed me the mug and I took a sip.

Me: OW WHY DID BITE MY TONGUE AND TASTE SO WEIRD!

Sarah: Shhhhhh! You will wake up every in the neighborhood. It didn't bite you it is just hot.

Me: Ok but I still don't like it.

Sarah: What about chocolate?

Me: Will it taste like coffee?

Sarah: No it is my favorite snack. Here

Me: If you are tricking me I will be ver...

She stuffs the chocolate into my mouth

Me: It...tastes soooooo good!

Sarah: Alright if you tell me the answers to my questions I will give you a peace of chocolate.

Me: Yes yes I will.

Sarah: Are you a alien?

Me: I guess so because your kind is like aliens to me.

She gives me a peace of chocolate

Sarah: Ok. Where did you come from?

Me: I come from one of Esmier 4's moons in the Reddus Nebula in the outer reach of Zenes called E1.

Sarah: ok.

She gives me aother peace.

Sarah: why are you here on Earth?

Me: Well I just wanted to explore the universe and you guys were the first ones that I found so i have been studying your language cloture and your behaviors.

She gave me aother peace.

Sarah: So what is your name?

Me: Well I don't have a name we have symbols.

She looks at my symbol on the side of my head.

Sarah: Oh. Well my name is Sarah.

And she gave me the rest of the chocolate.

Me: Thank you Sarah. But I better go it is 10:13

Sarah: Ok I should go to bed too see you tomorrow.

Me: Ok bye.

And I left with a new friend and a new food.



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