How The New BradCoWaiian Dreams Will Run On A Dell Or HP Laptop From 2018 Or Earlier:

For reference, we recommend running this game on an MSI or ASUS laptop from 2022 or later, with either an NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3080 or an AMD Ryzen 9 9950 GPU.

⚠️RTX4090🔥

That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

The sixteen-bit iKuma SARI Slide-Show-Gaming Console was supposed to receive a Vocal-Synthesis-Support-Update before the end of its lifespan, but said feature was cancelled at the last minute, because... well... just listen to this!

Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!

Samus Aran Now Has A Proper Face! We Deeply Apologize For Her Previously Looking Like Slenderwoman, And As Soon As We Can Replace Her Creepy Old Model With This Beautiful New One, We Shall Update The Story Teaser As Well. Thank You For Understanding.

Samus has been redesigned for the final time before being reimplemented into the game! It'll take a while to do that, so please bear with us. "Video games of the highest caliber take a very long time to get just right!" (Nikoras Tonaka Des [Nick Rudny])

Wild Leak Appeared?!

Maze Maker - Official JadeJohnson Games Gameplay Showcase

We've also built this creepy humanoid robotic boss: "SAMUS.EXE"! More on her roll at a later date!

Yep, JadeRaw, is REAL! And, it might be coming sooner than we all thought!