The sixteen-bit iKuma SARI Slide-Show-Gaming Console was supposed to receive a Vocal-Synthesis-Support-Update before the end of its lifespan, but said feature was cancelled at the last minute, because... well... just listen to this!

@ffatalityy — This gal makes the most amazing Microsoft® Paint™ Original Character-Designs we've ever been blessed to have seen! Go check out their work!

We've officially released version 2.0 of "Rock Paper Scissors" for the OLED Model of "Custom Switch Emulator Developer Kit™"! It features better HD Rumble, a scoring-system, prizes, and ways to level-up, -down, and -back-to-one! Here's a gameplay-video!

Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

Out with the old, In with the new!

Maze Maker - Official JadeJohnson Games Gameplay Showcase

"Power Breach" could potentially be the first-official third-party title ever released for "Custom Switch™"!

(Disclaimer: "JadeJohnson Games™" will-have only-contributed the fully-operative "Power Breach"-Custom-Switch-model to this game's development.)

Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

If Isabelle were human:

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