You may be wondering how this magic is even possible, IN POWERPOINT, of all game-engines! Well, friends, that's simple!

PiLaTes:

Partially

Inter-

Laced

Animations through

TEXTURAL

Selection.

The latest JadeJohnson Industries™ Technology For Use In Game Development:

How it works:

Pilates is a brand new technological protocol that enables game engines to render glitter, sparkles, holography, fluid-simulation, magical particles, pyrotechnics, strobe lights, and more; by layering 3D models, or parts thus of, within each other across the same coordinates in 3D space.

Now, PowerPoint game-developers can specify exactly just how much or little realism is included in each of their titles, without breaking the bank on fancy AI-powered animation-software!

The best part is, that any of a developer's existing 3D game or film assets, can be retrofitted with Pilates effects, each in a matter of minutes!

We shall feature a tutorial for this new graphical modality in an upcoming JadeIrect Presentation later this year, alongside the long-awaited debut of our latest PowerPoint Virtual Console: The JadeEmatic™!

Health And Safety Notices:

We are highly aware that short bursts of light or metallicity, such as glitter and strobe-lights, can increase the chances of seizures in those with epilepsy. to help address this concern, all titles running on the Pilates Engine shall feature a settings-menu that will let you turn all Pilates-relevant features off.

In addition, any game that runs on our Pilates-platform MUST BE BRANDED with the currently-still-in-development "Pilates"-logo, which MUST UNSKIPPABLY be displayed BEFORE each and every respective software's title's first frame of interactive material. Failure to abide by this rule will see your title removed from the JadeEmatic console's library.

Finally, we shall offer Health And Safety guidance in the JadeEmatic Console's in-built user-manual, on a per software basis, to ensure that we are doing all that we can to prevent operator discomfort whilst utilising our upcoming console.

We shall do anything we can to help protect our Jaders, and their health and safety, at all costs.

Thank you so very much for your time and understanding, and as always, "Happy Jading!™"