Hello I am here with a force you cannot understand nor perceive with your mind to give you news. It has occurred to me that you've been misinformed by a trouble maker that a person named "David" exists on this plane of reality. We are here to inform you that this isn't true and that this was a red herring. I would only tell you this if you believe a little too much. Sorta a corruptus issue as we wouldn't want this individual rexisting. We thank you for your time. Now we'll say our g̶̜͠o̷̟̲̒͛͜o̸̮̔d̷͚̞̒̾b̵̛̃́ͅy̸͙͋͆̇ỵ̷̜͇̏e̷̺͕͘ę̵̰͒̒e̶̱̙͍̒͊̈́ẽ̸̝̮̓̿-̶̺̓

O̸̟̻̞̍ń̵̯͍e̶̩̓̐͠ ̷̧̰̄͒ͅl̶̪̹͝à̵͈̺̆̕s̵̘͖͈͊̈́͘t̶̘̬͝ͅ ̸̘͝t̷̥̔ͅi̷̯̊̎̕m̵̡͊̃e̷̯̋͒:̶̡̬̒

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