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We've done it! We spent most of our Valentine's Day bringing "JadeOna Infinity™" back from the dead! It was actually much-easier than we ever could have imagined! And now, we're even-further-along in its creation! Well, sans the clock, of course.
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That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!
Aw yeeah! We squashed that bug like it was our JOB! Oh, wait, IT WAS! ¡lol! The Official JadeIrectOrPAL Update is coming VERY SOON!
Yes, the original "Oh, Annie!"-game, from Two-Thousand-And-Nine, was LITERALLY, THAT, BAD!
And we don't talk about "Oh, Annie! 2", the HORRIBLY HOMELY side-scroller! It's best that game remain as lost media!
But WE'LL FIX the first one, just you wait!
Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.
JadeJohnson Fails To Find All Five Mirages In His Own Desert Level!
Out with the old, In with the new!
Thanks to all you Jaders™'s support, we here at "JadeJohnson Industries™", are officially, Google-famous! It only took eighteen years, but folks, we're still, JUST? GETTING, STARTED!
Just to demonstrate how tyranical The Evil King Patrick can be; if Ikumi loses to him, watch how brutally he takes her out! Notice the mud splitting nigh equally and almost entirely in just two unique directions, implying he splatters HER, not just IT!
Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D
Wild Leak Appeared?!
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