Yep, JadeRaw, is REAL! And, it might be coming sooner than we all thought!

How The New BradCoWaiian Dreams Will Run On A Dell Or HP Laptop From 2018 Or Earlier:

For reference, we recommend running this game on an MSI or ASUS laptop from 2022 or later, with either an NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3080 or an AMD Ryzen 9 9950 GPU.

⚠️RTX4090🔥

We've also built this creepy humanoid robotic boss: "SAMUS.EXE"! More on her roll at a later date!

If Isabelle were human:

Made with Microsoft Copilot.

Samus has been redesigned for the final time before being reimplemented into the game! It'll take a while to do that, so please bear with us. "Video games of the highest caliber take a very long time to get just right!" (Nikoras Tonaka Des [Nick Rudny])

Maze Maker - Official JadeJohnson Games Gameplay Showcase

That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

Look what just arrived in the mail today!

Proof that this is the real deal:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UArxpvOZV5M

Wild Leak Appeared?!

Samus Aran Now Has A Proper Face! We Deeply Apologize For Her Previously Looking Like Slenderwoman, And As Soon As We Can Replace Her Creepy Old Model With This Beautiful New One, We Shall Update The Story Teaser As Well. Thank You For Understanding.