Look, I'm playing Animal Crossing in real life! 🙂 🙂 🙂

Yep, JadeRaw, is REAL! And, it might be coming sooner than we all thought!

Aw yeeah! We squashed that bug like it was our JOB! Oh, wait, IT WAS! ¡lol! The Official JadeIrectOrPAL Update is coming VERY SOON!

Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!

Out with the old, In with the new!

The adventure-games are coming!

The adventure-games are coming!

JadeJohnson Fails To Find All Five Mirages In His Own Desert Level!

Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!