Yep, JadeRaw, is REAL! And, it might be coming sooner than we all thought!

Due to recent events, today's showcase has been postponed to 2025.6.14. We deeply apologise for any inconvenience this may cause.

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Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

JadeJohnson:

Ever since the announcement of The PS Vita, I've almost strictly been a Nintendo®-collector. So imagine my excitement when I discover that Sony® may have an early PSP™2 handheld in development!

Yes, that is my real PSP™ 3000′ Silver Model!

Out with the old, In with the new!

That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

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Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!