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I would definitely do this lmao

*Diamond gets a phone call*

Diamond: Hello?

DiDe: Hi, is Minty there? I need to talk to them.

Diamond: No, Minty is dead.

Minty, very much alive next to Diamond: DIAMOND WHAT THE FUCK-

This one may or may not be accurate, depends if I'm zoned out or not-

DiDe: Minty, I am questioning your sanity...

Diamond: I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start.

BAHAHA THIS ONE MIGHT BE EVEN BETTER-

DiDe: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees?

Minty: Bees?

DiDe: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES!

Minty: Wait-

*Diamond approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly* <br>

This is pure perfection of what me and Diamond's relationship would be like if we both existed at the same time XDDD

Minty is just along for the ride LMAO-

Minty, to DiDe: ...And I need you and Diamond to help, and by "help" I mean "do everything."

You don't want to know... (accurate...)

Minty: We need a distraction.

DiDe: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Diamond, whispering: My time has come.

She is a baby ig, a baby middle schooler so she got T R A M U A : D

DiDe: We're having a baby.

Diamond: Oh, congradu-

Minty, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.

Alr, enough of Diaoh, we're swapping him with Diamond, the 6th grader (oh no)

This definitely fits Diaoh XD

Diaoh: Sorry, who are you?

Minty: Oh, I’m Minty.

Diaoh: Oh yeah, I’ve heard about you from DiDe.

Diaoh: Are you their friend or something?

Minty: No.

Minty: I’m their therapist.