All Posts in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery
Guess fucking what.
Your supposed to replace those things every 5 years.
Guess how fucking old they are.
I FUCKING dare you.
We took the thing out of the wall...
AN IT DECIDES TO GO OFF ON THE COUCH WTFFFF
KILL YOURSELF FUCKING FIRE ALARM
KILL ME WHILE YOUR AT IN I'M FUCKING DONE 😭
(Half joking post.)
Your all probably right because THIS MF DECIDES TO DO IT AGAIN AND I LITERALLY WAS ABTOUT O FUCKING MURDER THAT DAMN THIBG.
Y'all would not have guessed... WHAT just happened （｀へ´）
Good night and if I start fucking crying and or screaming, you know what fucking happened. Bye.
I know it would be great comedic timing, but I swear to fucking God, if that things goes off again I'm tearing this place to the fucking ground and I might as well burn it
I've never wanted to die more in my life, AND IT'S BECAUSE OF SOME FUCKING FIRE ALARMS
SOME PLEASE PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY PLEASE 😭😭😭
AND THEN THE FIRE ALARMS START ACTING UP AGAIN