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DM Translation for DND:

LOOKING FOR NEW DND PLAYERS (IT'LL BE INSIDE A GAMEJOLT GROUP CHAT)

Into Draconia has finished development! Create your party, enter the eponymous castle, test your mettle against it's denizens, untangle the overarching shemes brewing in it, and decide the fate of the world!

Average dnd game:

did yall know that in the first ever dnd incarnation that predates the 1st edition there were spearball and lightball spells, it's like a fireball but when you throw it it erupts into a bunch of spears like DAMN imagine casting that bad boy in a fight

ㅤㅤ...In a time immemorial, an artifact of superb might was willed into existence - the Great Crest of Power. Its creators have long since vanished, the Crest now waiting for a new owner in the depths of castle Draconia. Will you be able to obtain it?

Hero: Stabs robot minion in the chest

Smart villain: I actually put it's main parts inside its knees. And literally every area but the chest.

Me when the players continue after I said "Are you sure?" And I don't want their characters dead YET.