Five Nights at F**kboys: Ennard's Valiant Expedition

holy shit

Okay so where do I even start with this game? EVE is honestly just an incredible experience from start to finish with clever writing, funny jokes, charming characters and dare I say it, GOOD GAME DESIGN, it feels like an actual well thought out RPG rather than an RPG Maker project slapped together with little care for balancing. (basically all my stuff)

That alone would be enough to make it a good game but EVE goes above and beyond with constant changing of settings, no shortage of sidequests, many playable party members and above all my favourite part, Customization, seriously there is no shortage of that in this game and it makes you feel extremely free and unrestricted.

And DON'T WORRY because if you ever found fnafb games too easy? EVE is gonna send you to the game over screen at least 20 times or 100 times if you decide to do all the bonus content! So overall there is something in EVE for everyone.

The gripes I have with this game are extremely mild but I feel they should be addressed since nothing is perfect. A few of the bosses are not as well balanced as the others in the game, I can't remember all of them by name but just be aware you WILL definitely experience a death or two that is out of your control entirely, the other gripe I have is that the game will not always make it obvious what you have to do next. I was streaming it so this wasn't an issue but don't be surprised if you get stuck sometimes.

Overall though, EVE is an incredible experience that I would recommend to everyone, it is easily one of the best fnafb games ever made and it is in my top 3

I'd even recommend it to fnaf fans in general!

9/10

Thank you @Ashy202 and @AxelLino126 for giving me an experience I'll never forget, those years you spent were WELL worth it!

Ass Kicker is kicking my ass

10/10 game

(Edit: she did not know that the next 40 hours of video game (holy shit) would continue to be genuinely one of the greatest RPGs she has ever played)

Seriously, holy shit. Not only is this an incredibly well thought out and robust video game (99% of the time (which is also probably because I'm a moron and don't like changing equipment setups)), but the story is one of the best in any video game I can remember playing. The blend of classic fnafb bullshit and serious story beats is completely seamless, and both fronts are absolutely incredible. I lost my shit laughing countless times, and I was also completely floored by the narrative way more than I would've ever expected (and occasionally the sheer absurdity of the unfiltered dumbfuckery before my eyes). It's incredibly easy to forget the fact that you're playing a fangame of a horrendously bastardized fangame of the scary bear game and immerse yourself in the world and characters. I found myself using my entire arsenal of skills without forcing it, unlike most fnafb games (and RPGs in general, actually) and the difficulty was never overbearing or particularly ball-busting, aside from the few times I got dicked by RNG (wouldn't be a fnafb game otherwise). Overall, EVE is genuinely just one of my favorite RPGs of all time, and I've played a concerning number of even triple-A RPGs.

tl;dr: I put 80 hours into this horseshit and Freddy Fazbear made me cry. Fuck you.

And fuck cable man, for also making me cry. God dammit, I hate this stupid game.

this game has eaten my life. and in a good way, you fuckin bastards made me feel emotion again after so long.
Im happy with the final product even if i died like 50 times to the spikes FUCK YOU ASHTON, i love you alot :)
ps Gridchlouli is my favorite~