Oliver

I got 25. charming music. gameplay makes stop and think ahead. for example with most games you can move ahead haphazardly without thinking about your next move. in this game you can have two swinging saw blades perfectly aligned so you move ahead you die. although there is a scenario where two swinging sawblades can perfectly align so you have to dodge both of them at the same time. this is one of the most clever uses of the flappy bird format. I really enjoyed it. could you buy my game lifes a beach for 70 cents. I still have some money from when I created the porcupine sex joke on gamejolt but because I was a kid and didn't have a credit card linked and I guess advertisers were hesitant about supporting such a game i didn't make much money but Ive been throwing a couple cents here a couple cents there at projects I like for years.

the joke in the game is you know ive always wondered about porcupine sex they have all those quills and poison it just seems dangerous to me and yet ive never heard of any porcupines dying from sex in the span of human history. its just something we never really think about. that doesnt seem like a joke for a sprawling interactive open world game but it actually is. we reward the player when they complete game sequences with rewards from shorts Ive either released on youtube or gamejolt. if people liked them enough i figured other people might find them funny here too. only the best stuff ive made is on there. there is also an ai that attacks randomnly. ive always been a fan of random ai. I feel like random ai are just as real as people.