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Available for Windows, Linux, FreeBSD, Raspberry Pi, and whatever the hell you want to port the source code to: https://github.com/fanzyflani/parsniptheory
Welcome to the school cafeteria from hell.
Parsnip Theory is a game about food. Lots of food. The one thing you aren't doing is eating it.
You get to do lots of cool things!
Take control of a bunch of people trying to take over a cafeteria!
Defend your people from the other bunches of people trying to do the same!
Wear everyone down by bombarding them with vegetables!
Get completely covered in vegetables yourself!
ARGH SOMEONE THREW A TOMATO AT MY FACE AND NOW I CAN'T SEE HELP HELP
Running around a cafeteria has not very often been so much fun!
#strategy
Mild Cartoon Violence
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