SEUDOSIM

Tired of Undertale remakes? Want a higher level of thrill and skill than playing yet another JRPG? Have a terribly short attention span and no time to play story-intensive games?

SEUDOSIM understands your pain! Put your revolver and your money where you mouth is and pull the trigger against 4 "different" opponents. Spend money to unlock OP items and skills!

Here's what some people are saying about it:

"Oh yeah, SEUDOSIM. Uhhh, it's like a rogue-lite except without the dungeon crawling, or the randomized levels, or the indistinguishable loot, or just about anything rogue-like really. To be perfectly honest I just love saying the word 'rogue,' makes me sound innovative and retro-cultured."

-Bro who just spent a couple days playing Spelunky and skimmed the metacritic reviews of SEUDOSIM

"PREPARE TO DIE"

-Dank Souls III: Wrong Number

"The developers are sooooo nice, they just give you free money to bugtest their game and say good things about it. Like: It's GROUND BREAKING… and has PRESITGOUS SOUND DESIGN and NEXT GEN GRAFIX"

-Rando soyrority member of Delta Kappa Pi

"Bang… Bang Bang "

-The foam finger from Dead Space 2

"I might think about watching the Kickstarter video, but only if the stretch goals seem promising"

-Fellow who fancies himself a VC

Winner of several awards and events so underground your great grandmother couldn't even get her hands on an alpha build, SEUDOSIM is now available to the public!

For real though, this is a game I made solo for a development class. It's only a foundation/prototype of what I'd love to do, which is a mobile PvP version with a whole lot more content and better backend. Still needs some usability and mechanic learning tweaking but most testers have had a laugh.
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