That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

@ffatalityy — This gal makes the most amazing Microsoft® Paint™ Original Character-Designs we've ever been blessed to have seen! Go check out their work!

Maze Maker - Official JadeJohnson Games Gameplay Showcase

Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

If Isabelle were human:

Made with Microsoft Copilot.

Out with the old, In with the new!

Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!

The sixteen-bit iKuma SARI Slide-Show-Gaming Console was supposed to receive a Vocal-Synthesis-Support-Update before the end of its lifespan, but said feature was cancelled at the last minute, because... well... just listen to this!

Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

Wild Leak Appeared?!