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After re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-reading about just-how-freaking-hard it is to purchase a PlayStation™5, we just thought of a new "Reality-Game", titled, "Attack Of The Scalpers"! Would you be interested in playing it though?


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We've almost got the 25FPS, PAL-Region accurate version running, however, we did run into a small snag regarding the appearance of Frame0 (Pentavigesimal) that we need to fix before it can finally be released. Here's proof, though!

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The 87Point5-Percent-Blind JadeJohnson Has Officially Beat “Mouse Unfair Redux’ - By YouTuber And PowerPoint-Game Developer “Diognei Matos’!

The adventure-games are coming!

The adventure-games are coming!

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And we don't talk about "Oh, Annie! 2", the HORRIBLY HOMELY side-scroller! It's best that game remain as lost media!

But WE'LL FIX the first one, just you wait!

That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!